The lonely and much feared Jaffy, also known
as "Jaggy" "Jaggermeister" "Jaffinator" "Great Jafsky" are the more common names for this
horrific beast of a man. Jaffys are brought into this
world for 2 reasons, To fear and to collect Gigs. Recently, there
was an attack outside of town dealing with this
dangerous manimal. I have quotes of an interview, from the young lady who was attacked by this
Team: Ma'am, what were you doing out so late?
Girl: I was taking my evening walk, and all of a sudden, something popped out of the bushes.
Team: Ma'am, could you explain to everyone what this
"thing" was that popped out of the bushes?
Girl: It was very dark, and all i can really say is, he was large and hairy, also had a very very unfair
Team: Could you explain what he tryed
Girl: No, all i heard
was him running around
yelling something about...."gigs"? Im not sure.
Team:....wow....Im sorry but this
thing you encountered
on the loose, wed recomend you stay indoors, and have an air freshner with you at all times becuase his stench traveles very quickly and ruthlessly. Did he mention his name?
Team: Well, we cant assume anything quite yet, we still
need to find out what These "gigs" he/shes talking about.
Team: Well, well have to refer
to him as the Great Jaggy.
Jaffy can be used as a noun, pronoun, adjective, adverb, and pronorn
1 ."Fear me for i am Jaffy"
2 ."Yeah I saw that
horrifying Jaggy the other night"
A ."NNE NE NE NE EERYRYGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHG"
4. "HEY JAFFY TAKE A BATH YOU SMELL