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2 definitions by Bungalow Timjohn

 
1.
Someone who, on a regular basis or not, felates a donkey.
(kwoz-woggler)
Don't mess with that bitch, she's a total quaswoggler. Toss that ho a breathmint.
by Bungalow Timjohn May 13, 2006
 
2.
When you overhear a lonely beaver playing jazz saxophone in the forest and you approach him, only to discover that he wants you to massage his grundle and smoke a fat wooly.
Generally a sign of good fortune in Icelandic lore.
Aiyo, I caught a sneedge on the flip feezy fo sho!
by Bungalow Timjohn May 13, 2006