A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.
I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.
The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.
Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.
Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.
The offspring of a mare and a jackass. Useful as a plough animal, and also a fine ride in rugged terrain. These creatures are almost always sterile. They have the coat of a horse and the voice of a donkey.
I do hope that Charles and Camilla do not breed a mule.
The only appropriate penalty for kidnapping, murder, rape, terrorism, and other heinous crimes.
The only appropriate penalty for being a gang member. Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other gang members never mug another chump after capital punishment.
Capital punishment prevents greasy criminals from ever committing another crime.
A brand of junk food, usually small cakes.
Little Debbie has a snack for you!
A dessicated and totally flat cat that has spent a few months lying in the road. When scraped up and thrown, it sails like a Frisbee.
There's a great sail cat in the makin' down on Dongbuster Road. We should go and get it some evening.