146 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

A person who, acting alone and without gang affiliation, forcibly ejects crips, bloods, pachuco boys, and other predatory criminals and terrorists from public places. He removes one or more greasy slimes at a time, either temporarily or permenantly. He works freelance, and is not a fuzz, a cop, or other deputized hireling.
Bumkicker Slade was, in his younger days, an infamous Oakland street sweeper. The local homies warned each other about him, saying "Ooooo weeee, watch out fo dat white boy. He be crazy!" A cool shotgun was named after him because it was almost as effective.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.
It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
The favorite passtime of the liberal, the yuppie, the soccer mom, and the Jewish American Princess. To complain incessantly.
Senaturd Clinton likes to whine that taxes are not high enough.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

The second person singular pronoun.
Your ass better eat some breakfast if we're going to go on that ride.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
Literally, a fear of homosexuals. This is an extremely rare condition, usually found only in people who have been threatened, or raped by, homosexuals.

An expression used by fags, turd burglars, and ass bandits to describe people who don't care to watch pansies prance on floats in parades. It is an ill-coined word, because there is a world of difference between people who are afraid of pouves and people who don't subscribe to the poof agenda.
I am NOT homophobic. I am NOT afraid of fags, corn holers, butt eaters, turd burglars, pouves, sissies, poofters, ass bandits, arse lickers, peanut butter packers, queers, John Kerry, or Hillary Clitton. But I don't want my dog to marry one.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

The first person singular pronoun.
My ass was very disappointed at the sympony last night when the conductor directed Mozart's 25th sympony like he was swatting flies.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

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