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146 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

A newspaper sold out to the poof agenda. Its editorial position assumes that all readers enjoy being poofters or support poofter causes and events.
The San Francisco Chronicle is a fag rag.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
Transportation for stupid people who wish to telegraph their low IQs to the world.
Pablo and Juan cruised North Main in a low rider.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and shallow.
Trent is an arrogant yuppie who thinks he can drive safely while blathering into a cell phone.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
A despicable person with no socially redeeming characteristics. A person who needs his arse kicked.
Bumkicker Slade gave that little fartknocker at the movie house a Melvin.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
A cheap, petty hoodlum who woofs and brags a lot about how tough he is. He may may tattoos and a spiked collar to boost his ego. All show, no blow.

A gunsel.
Nothing shuts up a punk faster than a good, solid bust in the chops.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A STUPID game of chance played with a partially-loaded REVOLVER.

The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.
Six Crips sat around playing Russian Roulette, which is not a bad thing for Crips to do.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
An actor with a simpering mug that dearly invites being pasted.
I would love to bust Leonardo di Crapio in the chops. He looks effeminate.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005