145 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

Fartstains. Skidmarks. Cooney Gravy. Poop stains in your underwear.
My ol man smokes cigarettes and blows the smoke out his arse. He has nicotine stains in his drawers.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.
Jake the plumber spent the morning under our kitchen sink, entertaining Madge with a half moon.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
A totally disreputable person.

Common since the mid-1950s.
That yuppie boss of ours is a real fartknocker.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
Johnny Cochrane's defense.

Don't worry about it. Johnny's dead.
If you play chess with Chewbacca, you must lose. That's the Chewbacca defense: Let the wookie win.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and shallow.
Trent is an arrogant yuppie who thinks he can drive safely while blathering into a cell phone.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
Fartstain. Cooney Gravy. Nicotine stains in your underwear.
When the ambulance crew wheeled Sheila into the hospital, they found she had skidmarks.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A newspaper sold out to the poof agenda. Its editorial position assumes that all readers enjoy being poofters or support poofter causes and events.
The San Francisco Chronicle is a fag rag.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
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