145 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

1. What faggots do after they prance.

2. An expression of defiance and derision.
1. Bruce and Leland swished home to eat butt.

2. Eat butt, you flaming faggot!
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who is raised not by loving parents but in a group-oriented place called a Day Care Center. There, the day care brat learns neither discipline nor manners.

Female day care brats, who are usually named Tyler, Tayler, Madison, Foxworthy, or Sheboygan, learn to speak in a loud, whiney, nasal voice, and continue to do this throughout their lives. This is called "being assertive."

Male day care brats are discouraged from exhibiting masculine behavior, which is called aggressive. However, this behavior is expected of the females.

These ill-mannered, shallow, and self-centered people are taught to think in groups, rather than as individuals. The trend continues into the workplace, where bosses raised in Day Care Centers encourage group thinking and group solutions to problems. This, of course, discourages discoveries by independent thinkers, such as Newton, Einstein, and Szilard.
Mofette is a day care brat. Her whiney voice can be heard throughout the mall. Obviously, her soccer mom never looked up her name in a dictionary, but gave it to her because it was trendy.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A person in Utah who treats visitors from other states like dog crap.
Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
A self-righteous person who feels right at home working as a tax collector or a security clearance inspector.

One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah.

A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah.

A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.
Heber is a Mormon. He religiously screws gentiles in all his business dealings and often mistreats the wives.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Scandalous, shameful, worthy of disapprobation.
I am here to discuss a delicate matter with you.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
To bluster, to threaten idly.
Man, don't mind that honkey. He's just woofin.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
Totally patronizing white liberal term for a colored guy, a spade cat, or a guy of color. This expression is a politically correct attempt to be insipid.
Lindsay, please hand this quarter to that unfortunate person of color.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

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