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146 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

A home-centered education run by a child's parents, rather than by the government. The parents pay taxes to the government to pay for public school, and they pay far more for books and other materials to educate their own children.

Home-school children learn reading, writing, and arithmetic. They learn correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. They learn real science and real political science. They do NOT learn politically correct ideas, socialist ideas, or faggoty ideas, all of which are taught to kids in public school.

Home-schooled children tend to score higher on national tests. They are enculturated just as easily as public school children.

In class, home-schooled children are not interupted by young Pachuco children or other disruptive junior hoodlums. They learn independent thinking, and are never lifelong slaves to groupthink and the group mentality foisted on other children by public schools.
My home-schooled kids know how to read real literature at high grade levels. But they never learn that, when a white man and a black man apply for a job, the boss should hire the black man.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
Hey, there's no bumwad in the crapper!
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
A small-block Chevrolet V8 engine. The first mouse was the 265 inch engine of 1955. The largest mouse was 350 inches.

Compare with Rat.
My truck has a mouse motor.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
A short form of the expression, blind mullet.
There's a mullet floatin around in your washing machine, Irma.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
A napkin. A piece of table linen used for mopping gravy from your lips.
Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A flushing commode. A toilet.
Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A male who acts like he has no balls. He prances, flits, lisps, and gushes. And, for recreation, he cornholes other fairies.
Lloyd is such a sweet fairy.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005