145 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

To spit. To expectorate.
Marla stepped outside for a moment to hack a Louie on the sidewalk.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
A flushing commode. A toilet.
Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
Hey, there's no bumwad in the crapper!
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
A short form of the expression, blind mullet.
There's a mullet floatin around in your washing machine, Irma.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
A napkin. A piece of table linen used for mopping gravy from your lips.
Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A dim-bulb boob. A thoroughly stupid chump.

Named after Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagel (F. Chase Taylor), a character on the radio a long time ago.
Richard eats pancakes cooked on one side only, batter-side up. He's a real Stoopnagel!
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
What all good poofters do as they march in Poofters on Parade.
Bruce and Wilson are going to prance down Market Street again this year to celebrate Poofters on Parade.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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