146 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.
Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
What all good poofters do as they march in Poofters on Parade.
Bruce and Wilson are going to prance down Market Street again this year to celebrate Poofters on Parade.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
A person who sits in the bathtub and collects farts in bottles.

He does this by filling a bottle with water and, while holding the bottle underwater, displaces the water inside it with intestinal gas. The bottle should be capped quickly, then labeled with the born-on date and any other pertinant data.

This technique was invented by Eichler Stench in Castro Valley, California, in the mid-1950s. He had an amazing collection of bottles well into his forties. He often carried a bottle or two to fend off Pachuco boys who wanted to beat him up. When faced with a bottle of July 17, 1958, even the most vile and greasy-haired Pachuco would turn and run.

Eichler Stench was last seen in Pacific Palisades, California.
Eichler Stench was the most prolific twerp I've ever known. He once showed my son his impressive collection of bottled farts.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
A partial moon displayed by plumbers and refrigerator repairmen. When the top portions of your arse stick out of the top of your pants.
Ikey the Refrigerator Repairman fixed our Milch fridge this morning, and was careful to give a half moon to Golda.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
The quack. The croaker. The doc.
I had to go to the sawbones and get my toe splinted.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.
Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also shallow, annoying, and arrogant.
Baylor is a vulgar soccer mom who talks loudly about her success in public.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

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