146 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

A home-centered education run by a child's parents, rather than by the government. The parents pay taxes to the government to pay for public school, and they pay far more for books and other materials to educate their own children.

Home-school children learn reading, writing, and arithmetic. They learn correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. They learn real science and real political science. They do NOT learn politically correct ideas, socialist ideas, or faggoty ideas, all of which are taught to kids in public school.

Home-schooled children tend to score higher on national tests. They are enculturated just as easily as public school children.

In class, home-schooled children are not interupted by young Pachuco children or other disruptive junior hoodlums. They learn independent thinking, and are never lifelong slaves to groupthink and the group mentality foisted on other children by public schools.
My home-schooled kids know how to read real literature at high grade levels. But they never learn that, when a white man and a black man apply for a job, the boss should hire the black man.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.
Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
What all good poofters do as they march in Poofters on Parade.
Bruce and Wilson are going to prance down Market Street again this year to celebrate Poofters on Parade.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
A person who sits in the bathtub and collects farts in bottles.

He does this by filling a bottle with water and, while holding the bottle underwater, displaces the water inside it with intestinal gas. The bottle should be capped quickly, then labeled with the born-on date and any other pertinant data.

This technique was invented by Eichler Stench in Castro Valley, California, in the mid-1950s. He had an amazing collection of bottles well into his forties. He often carried a bottle or two to fend off Pachuco boys who wanted to beat him up. When faced with a bottle of July 17, 1958, even the most vile and greasy-haired Pachuco would turn and run.

Eichler Stench was last seen in Pacific Palisades, California.
Eichler Stench was the most prolific twerp I've ever known. He once showed my son his impressive collection of bottled farts.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
A partial moon displayed by plumbers and refrigerator repairmen. When the top portions of your arse stick out of the top of your pants.
Ikey the Refrigerator Repairman fixed our Milch fridge this morning, and was careful to give a half moon to Golda.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
The quack. The croaker. The doc.
I had to go to the sawbones and get my toe splinted.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.
Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

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