145 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.
Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and honkie bonker.
Shauntay carries a whitey whacker inside his pimp overcoat.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
A person who sits in the bathtub and collects farts in bottles.

He does this by filling a bottle with water and, while holding the bottle underwater, displaces the water inside it with intestinal gas. The bottle should be capped quickly, then labeled with the born-on date and any other pertinant data.

This technique was invented by Eichler Stench in Castro Valley, California, in the mid-1950s. He had an amazing collection of bottles well into his forties. He often carried a bottle or two to fend off Pachuco boys who wanted to beat him up. When faced with a bottle of July 17, 1958, even the most vile and greasy-haired Pachuco would turn and run.

Eichler Stench was last seen in Pacific Palisades, California.
Eichler Stench was the most prolific twerp I've ever known. He once showed my son his impressive collection of bottled farts.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
To obtain something by means of clever and resourceful investigation and surreptitious action. The careful and prudent scrounger never reveals his sources, or whether the scrounged object was stolen or merely liberated from its surroundings.

A scrounger is an important and valued person in prison camps, jails, and college dormatories.
The Captain sent Sergeant Bates out to scrounge for a camera and some film.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.
Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A small-block Chevrolet V8 engine. The first mouse was the 265 inch engine of 1955. The largest mouse was 350 inches.

Compare with Rat.
My truck has a mouse motor.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
A partial moon displayed by plumbers and refrigerator repairmen. When the top portions of your arse stick out of the top of your pants.
Ikey the Refrigerator Repairman fixed our Milch fridge this morning, and was careful to give a half moon to Golda.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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