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146 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

Toilet paper. Bumf. Arse wipe.
Hold it, mate, the crapper's out of bumfodder.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.

Compare to barnyard Frisbee.
Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
An act performed with an Okie credit card.
Bubba was busy syphoning gas with his Okie credit card.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.
I play smear the queer with all my kids.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and honkie bonker.
Shauntay carries a whitey whacker inside his pimp overcoat.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.

Compare with barnyard golf.
Linda Mae always beats Homer Bob when they play barnyard Frisbee.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005