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146 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

 
1.
A Brazil nut.

To crack one open, put it into the freezer for a while. Or put it into boiling water for a few seconds.
Brenda served her guests a bowl of nigger toes.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
 
2.
A rat, a snitch, an informer, a stoolie. The very lowest form of human scum, except a tax collector.
Little Ernie is a fink. He ratted on Big Giulio's plan to heist the ice.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
 
3.
A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk coons on the head.

Compare to honkie bonker and whitey whacker.
I carry a nigger knocker under the seat of my truck.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
 
4.
The politically correct term for a "Jungle Bunny."

Politically correct people do not say "jungle" any more. They say "rain forest." And they do not say "bunny" any more because it might offend some people as sexist.
Hey, Leroy, how about you and your rainforest rabbit buddies come over for a beer tonight?
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
 
5.
A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"
Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
 
6.
A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.
I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
 
7.
An organization that makes MEN out of its members.
The U. S. Army sure made a man out of Lynndie England.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005