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146 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

 
50.
A shyster. A lawyer. An attorney. A person who earns money by suing people.
Algonquin J. Calhoun is a sneaky little weasel.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
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51.
1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.
Macgregor is a shallow soccer mom.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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52.
A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.
Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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53.
Alcoholic booze preferred by colored guys, such as Colt 45 or Country Club.
Leonidas gonna score us some coon shine.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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54.
A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.

The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.
Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?

A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
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55.
A tire with a white stripe around it, found on Cadillacs and other cars driven by spade cats.
Leroy done bought him a set o whitewall tires.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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56.
Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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