The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.
Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?
Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic
Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.
Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?
Chris: What dude?
Sam: Masterbating to old bitches
Chris: He is such a Maturebater
A gay kid from Alaska who tries to have sex with two not gay boys at once in a camper, resulting in him being rejected and made fun of for the rest of his life.
(In the camper)
Oleana the Gay Gabe: Hey buddys you wanna play truth or dare
Brandon: Um Ok i guess...........
John: what the fuck?
Oleana the Gay Gabe: Ok guys dont freak out, but I dare you let me suck your dicks
Brandon: Dude John lets get the fuck out of here.
John: No doubt dude, Oleana is a total Gay Gabe
A Texan Homosexual man who rides beneath the horse instead on top.
Gay cowboy 1: Billy im just a regular gay cowboy
Gay cowboy 2: No your not your a flammin Honkie Tonkie
The act of stiring someones alcoholic drink with their penis.
(At a party)
Zebadiah: Dude Code Red I can't find any stir sticks for my Jack with Coke.
Allen: Don't worry Bro I have a solution give me the drink
Zebadiah: Dude your a life saver
Allen:(pulls down his pants Zeb gives his thumps up and Allen jams his penis into the drink pulling a Chode Stir )
The darkest day in America was on July 18th 2008 when a homsexual fan of Star-Wars was at one of the famous Jedi Fan convention when George Lucas made a quest appearance at the convention. The man approached George after Lucas was showing off new designs for a Lightsaber and the man commented on how the hilt of the Lightsaber reminded him of a "penis". George Lucas looked upon the man with a deep untouched Dark Fury and took the newly designed light saber and sodomized the gay fan while saying "Only a Sith fan see's a LightSaber and thinks of a Penis" The man died two days later from Excessive Anal Bleeding, The Crime of George Lucas case was dissmissed since the Judge was Georges "biggest fan".
I did a report on the Crime of George Lucas, and yes jedi's are actually gay bashers who are out to whipe out the population of the infamous Sith who are actually extremely gay.
Million years ago the greatest and most feared dinosaur wasn't the tyrannosaurus or Velociraptor but the Penisouras who conquered and destroyed The Neanderthall's great cities and country's. This Dinosaur was over 50 feet tall weighing over 30 tons and could shoot its hot sticky goo over 1000 ft in distance.
Dude did you see last nights episode when Godzilla went up againist The almighty Penisouras ! Godzilla cried like a little bitch