The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.
Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?
Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic
Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.
Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?
Chris: What dude?
Sam: Masterbating to old bitches
Chris: He is such a Maturebater
A gay kid from Alaska who tries to have sex with two not gay boys at once in a camper, resulting in him being rejected and made fun of for the rest of his life.
(In the camper)
Oleana the Gay Gabe: Hey buddys you wanna play truth or dare
Brandon: Um Ok i guess...........
John: what the fuck?
Oleana the Gay Gabe: Ok guys dont freak out, but I dare you let me suck your dicks
Brandon: Dude John lets get the fuck out of here.
John: No doubt dude, Oleana is a total Gay Gabe
A Texan Homosexual man who rides beneath the horse instead on top.
Gay cowboy 1: Billy im just a regular gay cowboy
Gay cowboy 2: No your not your a flammin Honkie Tonkie
The act of stiring someones alcoholic drink with their penis.
(At a party)
Zebadiah: Dude Code Red I can't find any stir sticks for my Jack with Coke.
Allen: Don't worry Bro I have a solution give me the drink
Zebadiah: Dude your a life saver
Allen:(pulls down his pants Zeb gives his thumps up and Allen jams his penis into the drink pulling a Chode Stir )
The darkest day in America was on July 18th 2008 when a homsexual fan of Star-Wars was at one of the famous Jedi Fan convention when George Lucas made a quest appearance at the convention. The man approached George after Lucas was showing off new designs for a Lightsaber and the man commented on how the hilt of the Lightsaber reminded him of a "penis". George Lucas looked upon the man with a deep untouched Dark Fury and took the newly designed light saber and sodomized the gay fan while saying "Only a Sith fan see's a LightSaber and thinks of a Penis" The man died two days later from Excessive Anal Bleeding, The Crime of George Lucas case was dissmissed since the Judge was Georges "biggest fan".
I did a report on the Crime of George Lucas, and yes jedi's are actually gay bashers who are out to whipe out the population of the infamous Sith who are actually extremely gay.
As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.
Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards
Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!
Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!