An emoticon for a penis
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- eff you
A roadie specializing in arranging lines of nose candy on the tour bus. When the band is finished with their show, they have little slices of heaven waiting for them.
Groupie: Can you get me on the bus?
Railsplitter: No, but I can get you high as heeeelllllllll.
Basically a slang genius. He just invents slang all day and listens to Das EFX.
-Hey where's Bum Stiggity Bum?
-Droppin' knowledge on Urban Dictionary.
The primary means of communication in Milwaukee Wisconsin.
-Phones are down again.
-How are we supposed to call Fran?
-Duh, use the Milwaukee Talkie.
Where Santa works out in the off-season.
Mrs. Claus - Why are you all covered in soot?
Santa- Bitch I was gettin my pump on in the chimnasium.
A lady of the night with a burly physical appearance, usually covered in hair. Just a hideous specimen.
-I've got dick drippins again.
-Whorin' it up last night?
-Dude, I balled a whorilla.
-Good God man, you're beyond help.
a burning, erupting butthole, usually the result of diarrheal influence of the lower intestine
-Oh, gotta go, my volcanhole's actin' up again.
-Again, you just got off the throne!
-(spray) oh god, volcanus eruptus prematureus