1. The wild, untamed pubic mane of a female who neglects to maintain her nether regions.
2. Any amount of woman's pubic hair that would qualify as bush.
Jeff: "Let's not talk about politics anymore. Let's talk about women. Andrew--bush or no bush?"
Andrew: "Aw, nobody wants the wombush!"
Jeff (later, to Katelyn on the phone): "I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh. But, Andrew said he really likes wombush; I just wanted to make sure he was telling the truth."
Andrew (having taken phone from Jeff): I told them you don't have wombush!
When a person takes a crap and the water from the toilet splashes up onto the buttocks. Thus, it is like a "log ride" at an amusement park in that the "log" goes down into the water and you get splashed.
"I didn't enjoy my last crap because I got a log ride."