When your ass runs like a faucet. Perhaps the worst way to take a poop, it can often burn on the way out, and may vary from a leaky sink to a power washer on max pressure setting in strength.
Ugh, my ass has been running like a faucet! I'm mildly upset about this!
You mean faucet ass, John.
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