An e-mail that, like a tweet on twitter, is 24 characters or less and reports boring status or stupid personal factoids that the recipients don't give a crap about.
Pam, our dufus friend, Mark, just sent me a twee-mail from his iPhone saying, "At Pier 39, Wipeout Cafe, eating a Wipeout burger". Does he really think I care where he is and what he's eating--boooorrrring!
The gaudy and sometimes riduculous looking jewelry that is worn during the Christmas season, including earrings that are shaped like Christmas trees, necklaces that light up with tiny Christmas lights, etc.
Oh my god, did you see Bertha wearing all her jingle bling today in the office. Those earrings that were little Christmas bells and that Santa sweater should be banned in all civilized nations.