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1 definition by Bryn Johnson

The loving sexual act of inserting 2 fingers up a girls ass and then smearing the residue under her nose and down the sides of her mouth giving her a shitty Hulk Hogan styley handle bar tash.
I was with a hot chick the other night and during intercourse I got a bit carried away and gave her a dirty hogan. Don't know why I never heard from her again!!!
by Bryn Johnson October 29, 2006