A legendary man of myth who makes God's deeds look like child play. It is not possible to kill this man because his mere presence of awesomeness can destroy anything that comes near him. He fell from the heavens and killed all the dinosaurs through the act of fucking and everything in the Smithsonian Mueseum of History is a monument of everything Bryan Speck has destroyed with his penis.
Bryan Speck once used his massive dick to bat away meteors and said, "Your Jupiter's problem now."
Bryan Speck once drank a barrel of LSD and took a three month long nap. When he woke up he said, "a\All in all I prefer gin."
The Guiness Book of World Records has rejected all of Bryan Specks submissions because they felt it was not possible to survive a jump into the Atlantic Ocean from the Moon.