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2 definitions by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.
Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.
by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 05, 2008
When you have sexual intercourse with a spider.
-So was it a brown recluse you arachnafucked, or a black widow?
-Neither, you smug asshole. It was a wolf spider.
by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 05, 2008