110 definitions by Bryan

Yet more useless software from microsoft
Error 403 what the hell does that mean
by Bryan February 13, 2005
The region located at the back of your head. Usually used when one feels pain or hurts the back of their head.
Aw man, I just got punched in the back face.
by Bryan February 10, 2005
The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.
Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.
by Bryan November 19, 2004
Caps that preppy teen girls wear. Usually say "Von Dutch" or "John Deere" or something to that effect.
No one takes trucker caps seriously, they're a fad that will be gone in a month or two. Take it off.
by bryan August 05, 2004
no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.
by Bryan April 16, 2005
left wing spewing newspaper printed in baltimore. ownef by the same ppl that own the la times. see liberal spew
The Baltimore Sun is a left wing tool, like CNN.
by bryan September 13, 2004
A ancient dragon warrior that represents hilarity.
Haha. Dude, that's so zoltron.
by Bryan February 10, 2005

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