The biggest and sexiest gay Austrian since Adolf Hitler (note: Hitler wasn't gay, he was just a bitch.. nor was he sexy.)
Also the sexy and most charming (and most fabulous) man who could get any woman he wanted, if only he weren't so gay. Now stop staring at his kugelsack!
Me 1: Bruno ist totally sexy, yes?
Random person 1: yes he is, I go coocoo for his kugelsack!
Random person 2: Bruno's kugelsack? Well count me in! *crank it up plays*