4 definitions by Brucey Big Bonus

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A gentlemen's erect love muscle
Gary teased Sharon with his twitching truncheon before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight
by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

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Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.

Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.
Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."
by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

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{Colloquial English, from East-End London}

A gentleman who enjoys riding in another man's dirty hole. Usually less intelligent than the closely related Marmite Miner.
Ben "C'mon Dave show me your arse"
Dave "Get off me Ben, you cave jockey"
by Brucey Big Bonus April 16, 2013

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To be engaged in the act of spanking the monkey or flicking the bean, at a level of arousal just fractionally below that required for climax, for an extended period of time.
Phone call
Cindy - Hey babe, what you doing?
Shane - Just riding the clutch baby, so I can give you a pearl necklace when you get in.
Cindy - Oh you do spoil me Shane, am running home now, bye
by Brucey Big Bonus May 12, 2017

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