8 definitions by Browning Smears

Top Definition
A collage consisting of various rank bitches from your favorite stick mags cut, paisted and constructed into the one perfect woman
I used homemade glue on this scratch and sniff wankenstein, see you next week dude.
by Browning Smears November 15, 2003
to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).
fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!
by Browning Smears November 15, 2003
Convict slang: Someone from Sydney NSW Australia. Refering to soiled skin and rancid stench.
I wouldn't do her with your dick mate, she's a nutbrowner
by Browning Smears November 15, 2003
An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.
Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.
by Browning Smears November 15, 2003
A collage consisting of rank bitches from one's favorite stick mags cut and arranged to form the perfect woman.
Homemade glue for this scatch and sniff wakenstein, see you next week dude.
by Browning Smears November 15, 2003
A cat whom struts whilst displaying the "date"
Get your calander cat's ass out of my face.
by Browning Smears November 15, 2003
Multiple entangled knots of fecies and hair situated from your arsehole down to your gooch.
I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.
by Browning Smears November 15, 2003
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