1 definition by Brown Bobby

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1: A sober fellow who has no luck with women. However on ageing turns out to be more proficient in the carnal arts.

2: A rubbish producer with a lot of time on his hands.

3: A riff master capable of blinding speed.

4: Scat lover.
he likes some weird shit.....he's a right tactus.
by Brown Bobby April 20, 2011

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