A person that never can find their name on objects, such as key chains or any other trinkets using names to get you to buy it or most importantly getting no results when searching the World Wide Web.
You: Hey Look this key chain has my name on it !
Jaydeen: not mine :(
You: Hey look at all the funny things that came up when I Google my name.
Jaydeen: I got nothing...
Check it out they got Jaydeened when they played that game!