1 definition by Broseph Mengele

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A girl who makes your dick so hard, you could easily use your erection to play Eruption by Van Halen.
And that's mighty hard.
Guy: That girl is such a total bonerjam, when I jerk it to her, David Lee Roth should be present for vocals.
by Broseph Mengele December 17, 2009

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