to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.
Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida
Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!
"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."