mastermind researcher appearing
the the Frank Zappa Song "Muffin Man". The Muffin Man works in the lab at the utility muffin Research kitchen. He works tirelessly
to design new and better muffins for the rest of us. He is extremely passionate
about his work, and firmly believes that Muffins are the best food on earth.
"Later he the muffin man
Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while
myself, I say
is naught nor ought there
be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that
prince of foods... the muffin!"