The act of being in an extreme state of drunkeness; to stumble around heavily intoxicated mumbling incomprehensivly; To be stooped over in a puddle of your own vomit without the knowlege of your current situation
1)After 10 shots of Jose Cuervo and 5 glasses of scotch on the rocks, Mark ended up as a puddle-of-dick last night.
2)"Dude, check out that puddle-of-dick, no way is he getting it up tonight"
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