A person that suffers from an over-obsession with anything that comes in multiples of four. Sufferers are more commonly referred to as Quadriphiles. Severe sufferers have been known to derive sexual pleasure from the thought and touch of objects in quads.
The first known diagnosis of this condition was a man named Richard Poole in Manchester 2011.
"Rich what are you getting from sainsbur...Dude. Stop fucking the 8 pack! What are you Quadriphilic or something?"
"Why's Rich touching that four year old like that?" "He's a Quadriphile."
"I know your quadriphilic rich. But do you have to put four fingers in my ass." Joanna Foster 2011