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a queltch is simply where a guy shoots his load into a female or males anus and then quickly grabs a straw, sticks it in their partners butthole and drinks his own seman
man, i went over to shirleys house last night and tried one of those queltch things ive been hearing about... pretty good!
by Brian Fulcher January 14, 2006