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4 definitions by Brian Cichanowicz

 
1.
The fat pouch above a womans vagina that looks like a fanny pack under her pants.
My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".
by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008
 
2.
An enormously fat woman with a fupa so large if you put a wig on it you might mistake it for a siamese twin. They usually date or marry scrawny guys with bad mustaches.
My aunt Paula is a classic example of a fupapottamus. Legend has it she has extra elastic material sewn right below the zipper of her pants to comfortably house the fupa. Her measurements are 48-44-46-52. The last measurement is proof she is a fupappotamus
by Brian Cichanowicz January 16, 2009
 
3.
The fat pouch above a womans vagina that looks like a fanny pack under her pants.
My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".
by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008
 
4.
A milf or cougar who is very sexually forward.
How'd that date go with the cougar? Did you get any?
-Oh yeah it was great. She was definitely osteoferocious.
by Brian Cichanowicz January 16, 2009