Urban Dictionary: Author Brian Butterly

4 definitions by Brian Butterly

1.	as shallow as piss on concrete
	Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete. That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete buy as shallow as piss on concrete mugs & shirts shallow self-possessed selfish uncaring self-centred weak by Brian Butterly Aug 7, 2006 add a video
2.	frog in a blender
	Dancing with disjointed movement At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father! buy frog in a blender mugs & shirts frog dancer wediing old people no rhythm by Brian Butterly Aug 2, 2006 add a video
3.	Sharp as a Beach Ball
	Not too bright and certainly not sharp! Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp. The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive. That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in! buy sharp as a beach ball mugs & shirts beachball thick slow naive clueless by Brian Butterly Feb 9, 2007 add a video
4.	supermarket spastic
	An able bodied driver that is in such a hurry he parks in disabled bays at the supermarket Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night! buy supermarket spastic mugs & shirts disabled parking supermarket lazy self-important by Brian Butterly Aug 2, 2006 add a video