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4 definitions by Brian & Nick

 
1.
Fisting oneself in the anus, thus making it look like you have no hand.
I thought that chick had no hand, but realized she was just giving herself The Jim Abbott.
by Brian & Nick April 19, 2009
 
2.
A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.
How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.
by Brian & Nick April 19, 2009
 
3.
When a married man is separated from his wife because he is gay.
Jim became equeered from his wife when he realized he loved butthole pleasures.
by Brian & Nick April 19, 2009
 
4.
Ass to Ear
Can you please get me an extra large Q-tip as I have just been given The Wicked Willy.
by Brian & Nick April 19, 2009