people get paranoid
about something that is not actually happening
Jason: Hey man I think that's the cops knocking on the door, flush the drugs
Paul: Dude can you stop being so mellowdramatic, that's the kettle.
The period of whinging and general narcissism that occurs when you're coming down off lsd. Usually humorous although the joy is gone.
Candice: ...and now the sun's coming up, could anything else happen to completely ruin my morning?
Ebony: Chill, it's just post acid bitch mode
Candice: Omg, now a stupid bird is chirping!
Like karaoke, but in a car.
Trapped in the back seat of the station wagon with screaming children and a dog with gastro I realised things could have been worse as soon as the caraoke started.
Jane: Where is that hot guy who was sculling
Mary: He's in the backyard doing a reverse scul.
Mary: What the hell is that horrific smell
John: Susan just came back from the gym
and beodorised the office
John: I need wee wee
Sarah: Why must you be so immature
Katie: Aren't you worried your parents will know your wasted?
Jessica: It's alright; I've clearised.
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