Detroit is also known has: Hell Headquarters. Detroit is often called ghetto and shot up, but is actually gutter and run down. I live there so I've earned the right to call it shit-central but I live there so I earned the right to cap on it. This city is resident evil apocalypse waiting to happen... well just the bomb part.
This is also the place where the final battle between good and evil will take place.
Detroit-er: I'll shoot you all
L.A-er: Yeah, Well, I'll take a contract out on you.
Brooklyn-er: You fuckers are worse then Jersey.
Chigago-er: ... Want to Buy A Hot Dog?
The alternate to suicide. It's a better option in almost all points considered.
Guy 1: My Life Sucks
Guy 2: Yeah, So Does Mine
Guy 1: No I mean it really sucks
Goth Girl: Then You Should Think About Suicide, Like I Have
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Yeah, Shut Up Bitch & Suck
Guy 1: So What Should I Do?
Guy 2: Hop On A Greyhound, Run Away
Emo is a disease that is slowly taking over the american society. An emo is a person who claims to be in touch with their emotions but is actually a person who gains sexual pleasure from having intercourse with females who's arms are all slashed up. An emo can be reconized by their famous mating call: The Bitch or The Whine. They can also be reconized by the poor choice of clothing they wear.
Emo's commonly gather at a place called myspace.
I'd rather dress up in a Ku Klux Klan outfit and march around Detroit then join that faggoty Myspace.
The Emo Takeover can only be handled with another holocaust.