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1 definition by Brent Hubbs

Either a redneck or a hillbilly that has displayed exemplary and distinguished service as a douchebag.

A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.
What a crowd of complete Trailer Park All Stars just rolled into JC Pennys looking for a sale on flannel shirts, now all of the poon has adiosed outta here. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
by Brent Hubbs February 14, 2008