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Cranney is merely another word for a fat person. Not just a normal fat person though, more of a morbidly obese type of fat person, the kind that makes you feel physically unwell when you see them.
That guy must have eaten his weight in quarter-pounders. What a cranney.
by Brendan s September 18, 2007

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