3 definitions by BrandtJohnson
Its a take on the term "blah blah" which we use when we are tired of hearing the same bullshit over and over again in real life. fblah fblah is basically being sick of hearing someones self riotous self help rhetoric they post on Facebook
I used to enjoy following this person on facebook until she broke up with her boyfriend now her posts are so boring just a bunch of fblah fblah.
by BrandtJohnson August 14, 2016
A single mom who has two kids with 2 different fathers. The term can be used for any increment of the principle. So if she has 3 kids and 3 different fathers she is a threefer. 4 kids with 4 different fathers she is a rare fourfer. Finally 5 kids with 5 different fathers she is a fivefer
Guy 1: Hey bro I heard that chick your dating is a twofer?
Guy 2: Whats that?
Guy 1: You know she has 2 kids each with a different father.
Guy 2: Nope she has 3 kids with 3 different fathers
Guy 1: Oh snap bro your dating a threefer!
Guy 2: Haha yup im dating a threefer but I think I just knocked her up so she is gonna be a fourfer soon.
Guy 1: LOL well maybe ill make her a fivefer after your done with her you know I can't miss bro.
Guy 2: Whats that?
Guy 1: You know she has 2 kids each with a different father.
Guy 2: Nope she has 3 kids with 3 different fathers
Guy 1: Oh snap bro your dating a threefer!
Guy 2: Haha yup im dating a threefer but I think I just knocked her up so she is gonna be a fourfer soon.
Guy 1: LOL well maybe ill make her a fivefer after your done with her you know I can't miss bro.
by BrandtJohnson August 14, 2016
Someone who takes selfies for the purpose of catching a picture of someone conveniently in the background.
Ever notice how every selfie this chick has conveniently catches someone in the background like she only took that pic to catch Johnny cheating on his gf.
I know she is a total selfarazzi.
I know she is a total selfarazzi.
by BrandtJohnson February 28, 2018