199 definitions by Brandon

A sexual move involving 100 female orgasms in a row
He gave her the brandon, and she cried out for hours
by Brandon July 23, 2004
When a woman you're trying to get with delivers the fatal blow, signifying her interest only to be "friends" with you. From this vicious blow there is no recovery. Once the "kiss of death" has been administered, one may as well give up on that woman.
Damn.... Adam was trying to hook up with this hottie, but just when he thought he was in, she gave him the kiss of death and now he's home jerkin' off!
by Brandon December 28, 2004
To Leave an area quickly
Lets blow this joint before the pigs find us!
by Brandon October 25, 2004
when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex
jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.
by brandon May 01, 2004
Forcing someone on to the ground, commanding them to open their mouth and place their teeth on the side of a curb or slab of concrete, and then stomping on the back of their head/neck, effectively smashing all of their teeth, breaking their jaw, and possibly killing them.
What happens to the black fellow in American History X. See Bite the Curb
by Brandon August 08, 2004
1) A chick who has a high maintenance/better-than-you attitude and acts like you aren't worth her time; 2) a chick who nags and is controlling in a relationship

origin: San Diego
dude, that chick is such a beating. she won't let John come to the movies with us because she thinks he'll go pickin up on other girls

OR

sheesh, that chick is a beating, she thinks she's better than everyone else
by Brandon April 04, 2005
Best. Muscle Car. Ever.
Ricer: *FARRRT* TYPE SH HONDA PRELUDE
Me: Um... '93 TA... 5.7L v8 6speed?
Ricer: SO WHAT, I HAVE A 20ft WING ON MY CAR, and a COFFEE CAN!!!
*Light turns green*
Me: *gone*
Ricer: omfg my cold air intake didnt bring me over 110 HP!!!!
by Brandon October 13, 2004

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