35 definitions by Brainiac

The sound a homophobe makes when flung from the top of the Empire State Building and lands on the pavement.
"Ahhhhhhh!"
Krr Splat!
by Brainiac January 08, 2005
From the planet Gwaber, in the Andromeda Galaxy. A melon with the flavor of a Watermelon and fly feces. Loved by the Gwarberinians but not much cared for by Homo-Sapiens.
"Mmm. This gwabermelon tastes sweet... yet tart."
by Brainiac January 08, 2005
Slang for the vegetable "asparagus".
"Pass the spargus, would ya."
by Brainiac January 08, 2005
1. Fiction Writers of the Monterey Peninsula. A group of writers focused on writing fiction on the Monterey Peninsula in California. www.fwomp.com.

2. The sound a manuscript makes when it hits the slush-pile.
1. "That FWOMP group wrote Monterey Shorts 1 and 2, right?"

2. "I don't have time to read this so I'll just toss it on the slush-pile."
FWOMP!
by Brainiac January 08, 2005
A wife who nags her husband.
"That harpsy is the worst wife I know!"
by Brainiac January 07, 2005
Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.
Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
by Brainiac March 02, 2005
The member of the gang
known for having the stash of guns.
Yo this nigga lost his gatt, he'll have to visit the "peace monkey".
by Brainiac September 29, 2003

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