The former Mayor of Washington, DC, who was arrested for smoking crack. After he did jail time, he was re-eleceted!
A total disgrace of a mayor.
"How can you tell your kids to not get high when the mayor's on crack? 'Don't get high! You won't be nothin'!' 'I could be mayor!'" -- Chris Rock
the schlong and the nuts
the sausage and eggs
the wang and the balls
the banana and the apples
you know the man parts
the penis and the testicles!!!
someone stuck in the 1980's; wears clothes & hairstyle that was popular in 1986; listens to Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, and Poison; drives a beat-up 1983 Pontiac Firebird (see hooptie
) that barely runs
80's Guy has a mullet
and wears a jean jacket and a "Warrant" t-shirt; 80's girl wears so mushc hairspray that she got helmet-hair, as well as WAY too much makeup
Driving While Black
You know, when a racist cracker
cop pulls over a black driver for no reason other than being black.
Those white devil
cops HATE it when a brother can afford a nice car!
acronym for "Annoying People At Work;" basically, the useless wastes of space at your job who annoy the living shit out of you
1) INAPPROPRIATE COMMENT GUY who says the worst possible things at the worst possible times because he thinks they're funny
2) FAT BITCH who claims to be on a diet but always eats "just a little" from everyone's lunch. Stay away from my bacon cheesburger, bitch!
3) THE CREEPER who manages to visit you at the worst possible time and you don't see or hear him coming
4) ANAL RETENTIVE BOSS makes you account for your entire day in 15-minute increments by filing TPS reports
5) MR. PARTY always manages to get away with putting noontime visits to the titty bar on his expense reports. "I was entertaining a customer. I can expense 25 lap dances for that as long as I talk business!"
6) CHEMICAL WEAPON GUY always manages to stink up the restroom with his Atomic Shits
a woman who impersonates a man by binding her breasts and wearing men's clothing, wearing her hair short, speaking in a low pitch, and adopting a masculine demeanor
Tammy is a professional drag king and the Fuzzy Bunny Bar.
also "the corys"
Refers to Cory Haim & Cory Feldmen, 2 actors from the 80's who developped drug habits. Feldmen got off drugs and is now a "C List" celebrity who is stuck doing lame movies like "Bordello of Blood." Haim's career is in the toilet.
The Corys starred in such classics as "The Lost Boys" (great movie!) and "License to Drive" (awful movie!).