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Groveland is an awful little town in northeastern Massachusetts where nothing ever happens. Even so, it is the most interesting place in the Pentucket district because West Newbury is like dead space and Merrimac, MA is too close to New Hampshire. The only reason Groveland is interesting in any way is because downtown is basically in Haverhill. It is full of a bunch of kids who almost entirely turn in to stoners by high school and think they are really, really tough when they are actually pussies. Meanwhile, the parents think that Groveland is a "drugfree" community and that those bad Haverhill kids aren't going to taint their little angel. Groveland also has The Pines, and The Manor, the closest thing Pentucket has to a ghetto. This is where 90% of all the black and hispanic people in Pentucket live all the white parents tell the kids not to go there because they don't want them to be scared by all the dark-skinned people. Groveland basically has your standard upper class snooty rich folk (though not as bad as West Newbury) and middle class working folk who can barely afford to live there. The poorest people in Groveland live in The Manor or in the neighborhood behind DeLeo's but even those people aren't lower class, they just are relatively poor compared to all the rich people. Groveland is boring and unless you live in the area, there should be no reason why you ever need to come here.
Haverhill Kid 1: Hey, what's with that big group of guys smoking weed next to Market Basket? Don't they see that cop car?
Haverhill Kid 2: Oh, can't you tell by their Pentucket sweatshirts? They must be from Groveland.
Haverhill Kid 1: Oh, shit. The Haverhill cops are gonna get those stupid rich pricks.
Haverhill Kid 2: ha ha good. I just hope none of them are my hookups from the Manor.
by BoysLoveVaginas January 02, 2011
Probably one of the most interesting places in the Pentucket district. The Pines is a dumb little park near the river and next to the police station in Groveland where stoners go at night to blaze and whores go into the woods to give hj s to guys. Everyone is Groveland knows that The Pines is nothing special, but when people from West Newbury and Merrimac, MA come to Groveland, all they wanna do is go there. The police come around at night to catch people but all they do is drive around for a minute and then go back. At the Pines there are a few main areas. The playground is a playground meant for little kids, and the fields are baseball and softball fields for little league. Also, there are two basketball courts inside a chain link fence. The docks are basically a boat ramp but high school kids come down there to make out. There is also a trail that goes into the woods where guys get brain and all the stoners come out at night.
Merrimac Kid: Hey, I'm bored, what should we do?
West Newbury Kid: OMG Let's go to The Pines! It's so fun there!
Groveland Kid: Fuck... no. The Pines is mad boring.
Merrimac Kid: NO. We're going.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna blow me?
Whore: Sure, let's go The Pines. We can go smoke weed after.
by BoysLoveVaginas January 02, 2011

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