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(pronounced Shush-plong or Shu-plong)

An enormous hit of Marijuana usually capable of incapacitating a person for up to 7 hours. Related to the verb Schploonging, meaning to be schploonging
Man, I bet Obama took a huge schploong last night after he defeated Romney
by Bourgeoisi3 November 07, 2012

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1. A hit of Marijuana

2. The act of being high (ie. Loked)
Yo that dude is taking a massive loke on that j!
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The act of pure and utter failure usually in circumstances that seem too safe to possibly fail. This can apply to sports, women, or general life. Often used in the phrase "to swamp one's pants"
The goal seemed impossible to miss, but he managed to swamp his pants yet again.
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