A dorogative term used with the intention of showing displeasure at the one to whom you are uttering this phrase. This usually refers to the size of their perceived homsexuality rather than the size of the homosexual themself. More often than not, however, homosexuality doesn't actually have anything to do with the discussion. In the same way someone calls another a dick head because they don't like them, rather than the victim of these insults actually having a penis on the upper part of their face, "massive gay" is used with the intention of hurting another's feelings.
-I can't come out tonight. I've got too much homework.
-You massive gay!
A chunder chart is a means by which you convert the act of chundering into a points system. A bog-standard alcohol induced chunder would normally equate to a single point, whilst vomiting into the eyes of your partner during an episode of intimacy could lead to up to a three point penalty. While some people see this as embarassing, others, particularly those of the male variety, deem it a challenge and chunder frequently in the most spectacular of fashions. The chunder chart is highly regarded by students and must always be placed in a position where it is easily viewed.
You chundered on a blind man's dog. Of course it's the full three points on the chunder chart.
How was your chunder?
Worthy of two points.
To the chunder chart!
The effects are similar to jet lag, but on this occasion the overwhelming tiredness is owing to a night full of bollock-draining sex. the following day they can't function properly in every sense of the word.
-Fancy coming with us for a kick about this morning?
-Fraid I can't, mate. I just don't have the energy.
-Suffering from Shag lag, eh?... Lucky bugger.
A phrase most appropriately used following an evening of social antics during which copious amounts of alcohol have been consumed. It is usually used to inform others that said beverage consumer has a shit-bad hangover.
Mate, you were wankered last night... you look awful
Simply meaning the Lord of the Chunder. This is a title normally given to one amongst a group of friends. The Chunder Lord usually acquires their title by chundering in the most extreme of fashions or in the most inappropriate of places. The Chunder Lord can also claim their position by earning the most points on the chunder chart.
She chunder dragoned on her mum, dad and rabbit. I think I can safely say that we have a new chunder lord!
Chunder then wherever you may be. I am the Lord of the Chunder, said he.
A phrase most commonly used by students, spillage is lickage quite literally means what it says; if you spill something, you have to lick it up. This often refers to a spilled alocholic beverage, but if you also have the misfortune of spilling your meal over the kitchen floor, or spilling your wee sample, you better get licking.
-"Oh my God, I just spilt my drink everywhere"
-"spillage is lickage"
-"I just spilt my drink on her crotch"
"Bottom face" is a term that refers to a face that looks, or beholds the equivalent attraction, to that of a bottom. More often than not this rare breed of homo-sapien should be aware its own hideousness, but in the event of a Bottom-Face being ignorant of their unfortunate condition, slap them until they cry.