Bottom Ford, Esq
A state of burn-out suffered by the partners of David Byrne fans who think he’s funny for a couple of years but then only tolerate him out of love.
“If Bottom plays Little Creatures one more time I am going to get Byrned out.”
The social offense of wasting people’s time by blathering on for a whole paragraph when a short sentence would suffice.
“All I wanted to know was whether Bottom is still smoking. He wrote back a whole paragaffe about why it’s none of my business and smoking is not a problem for him.”
Swimwear with long sleeves and pants, like long johns, for swimming. Designed for sun protection and/or modesty.
Meet me in Hawaii. I’ll be the girl wearing swim johns.
1. The state or trait of being an asshole.
2. Success in following one’s bliss to such a state.
We find that tattoos with violent themes indicate ass wholeness.
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