The slight wound at the back of your heel caused by breaking in your new Sperry Topsiders
Bro 1: check my new Sperrys bro. pretty sick, right?
Bro 2: fuck yeah but what's with the band-aids? not frat.
Bro 1: they gave me bad Sperry's heel bro.
Bro 2: then stop buying cheap sperrys.
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