4 definitions by Bosoms Orork

Ear of Corn

Lube up ones ear with duck butter and using a shoe horn ,tuck it in the anal orifice of a partner and listen to the ocean.

At the church Bar B Q ,my girl and I had brisket , cole slaw and then slipped out in the bushes and had an "Ear of Corn".

by Bosoms Orork March 24, 2010

When a dwarf is rammed up an elephants ass,and the elephant shits the little bastard out.

We stole an elephant , kidnapped a "little person" ,gave the pachyderm a dose of ex lax ,shoved the dwarf up its ass , stood back and let nature take its course . The dwarf was born again.

by Bosoms Orork June 19, 2010

Take a dump from any high structure such as a cliff over a swimming hole , radio antenna or pergola over a hot tub.

I was riding a zip line over the park and pulled a Memphis Belle on a picnic table.

by Bosoms Orork July 28, 2016

I got a hard on ,so I had to Slap The Rat to get rid of it.

by Bosoms Orork June 4, 2010