Clownish pedophile who dodged the Vietnam draft. Wishes he could be taken seriously as a muscian, but is stuck playing state fairs.
Played in Damn Yankees band with a bunch of other pop music hacks. Strictly for lightweights.
Q: "Duuuuuude, you got any Ted Nugent?"
A: "Do I look like a retard to you?"
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